Thor

So a couple off friends are helping me move the mattress and couch my sister gave me. We get blocked by a dude wanting to sell me Comcast. Out of the corner of my eye I see a fire truck, out of my other eye I see a torch. I holler DUCK!!! We drop, Thor does his thing, Comcast salesman is reduced to ashes.. The fire truck comes to a screeching stop. Men, women, fire hoses are flying everywhere. In my last breath I holler "door to door salesmen!" As the fire hose is aimed at the house, my final word is Comcast. The chief packs up his men and equipment, and heads out. The local maid service washes the mess down the local sewer drain; hands me a bill with the word "FREE" scribbled on it.

Moral of the story: Don't try to sell Julian cable during the political ad season.

And finally, I gave Thor a whole box of Boo Berries for a job well done - in more ways than one.