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Lysol In the Oven, Hair Gone

03/20/12

Permalink 07:00:00 pm, by Julian Email , 109 words   English (US)
Categories: Thor

Lysol In the Oven, Hair Gone

A bad idea. When I fired up the oven it smelled funky. Saw a can of Lysol I just bought, still on the kitchen counter. The stove is gas.... needless to say, the hair is gone, the eyebrows will grow back. I called Molly maids for the usual clean up.

Molly Maids: May I help you?
This is Julian and I need an emergency cleanup.
MM: Thor?
Me: ... uh yeah, sure.
MM: Ok we will have the crew out in 45 minutes.
Me: Uhm... thank you.
I don't know which is worst, having 911 on speed dial, or having the local cleaning service number memorized... Now, where is my warranty booklet?

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